Why Hitler

By Norm Roulet, 25 December, 2024

God bless tiny Adolf, Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab and Gilbert Kaster Kit Jr., which helped young boys cast their own toy soldiers out of molten lead, which could lead to lead poisoning, and possibly permanent brain damage.

Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab

“Atomic Energy Lab.” That just sounds like a cool, fun, and perfectly safe toy for any kid, doesn’t it?

Yes, we know that America did things a little differently back in the 1950s, but when Santa leaves a toy that includes a sampling of “radioactive ores,” including Uranium 238, Houston, we have a problem.

God bless tiny Adolf, Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab and Gilbert Kaster Kit Jr., which helped young boys cast their own toy soldiers out of molten lead, which could lead to lead poisoning, and possibly permanent brain damage.

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Roulet's Law Proof Why Nazis Population-level Neuroticism increased by 0.14 standard deviations and Conscientiousness decreased by 0.20 standard deviations, most pronounced for cohorts born from 1966 through 1986 (Generation X).

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